Five a.m., walkin' doggie
But my pant-legs are soggy
Any walk is too long
'Cause it's horribly wrong
To be walkin' in a winter thunderstorm.
I am wet, and it's frightnin'
To be dodging bolts of lightnin'
I'm cold and I'm scared
I wasn't prepared
To be walkin' in a winter thunderstorm.
In the neighbor's yard we stop to potty,
Doggie takes a squat so he can poop,
I'm thinkin' this behavior's kind of naughty,
Because I didn't bring a pooper scoop.
On the mailbox he's peein'
While my wet feet are freezin',
There's thunder o'erhead
I miss my warm bed
Walkin' in a winter thunderstorm.
The doggie thinks that this is kinda funny
'Cause the weather doesn't bother him.
I've got the sniffles, nose is kinda runny
And I'm tired of dodging falling limbs.
Dog's behavin' kinda bratty
Wants to chase the neighbor's cattie (I know, I really stretched for a rhyme there, sorry)
He just wants to roam
But I'm draggin' him home
Tired of walkin' in a winter thunderstorm.
